Well first of course in the walking through the flood waters of pee at a rock concert that definetely sux.
The worst one was when I was doing the “2” thing in a small bathroom at Dairy Queen one day. You know the kind of small restroom with a toilet and a sink and crappy trash can and bathroom poetry everywhere. Well I guess the door lock was broke so this 50 to 60 year old man comes in while I am sitting on the pot.
I go "excuse me I’ll be done in a minute. So he closes the door and then he knocks about 30 seconds later. I said, “I’m still busy wait a minute”. Then next thing I know he comes in and says, “I have to wash my hands now” and I said “it couldn’t wait until I’m finished?” He says, “NO, I gotta wash my hands NOW”. I answered’em back with “whatever” and tried as hard as I could let out a big fart just to get even with this old weirdo guy.
How rude huh? I mean if I see somebody on the pot(if the bathroom wasn’t locked) I leave immedietely and wait until they finish their business. Heck, I might even walk off to another part of the store so we see each other again to avoid more embarrassment.
Well what about ya’ll?