I saw a drunk old man masturbate at Friday's!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Wow. A SPOOFE thread turns into a TMI fest. Who’d a thunk? :smiley:

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And you <i>just watched</i>. :smack:

Man, that’s shameful.

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And I just mis-coded. gah.

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Absolutely not!

This is Spoofe. He probably contributed to it.

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I did! I did! (well yahoo’d it anyway)
And I got this:
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  1. Melena _- Cuban percussionist …
  2. Melena _- Hace mucho tiempo, …
  3. Mary Melena _- MARY MELENA Something Passing Through…
  4. melena - AnsMe.com Dictionary (define) _- … Dictionary - melena. … Definition for melena. melena (noun) -. 1. abnormally dark tarry feces containing blood (usually from gastrointestinal …
    define.ansme.com/words/m/melena.html *

I think I’d change my name. Also the “Something Passing Through” cracked me up.

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You absolutely must add that to your sig line :smiley:

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Does anyone else think it odd (in a good sort of way) that dorkusmalorkusmafia can concentrate well enough to pee whilst standing next to a homeless man jacking off?

You are amazing, my friend!

:smiley:

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Why thank you Ruby. I did peek but then again if someone is that blatant and obvious I always do. :wink: For what it is worth, I am not pee shy at all and that probably helped. I noticed many more people roaming into the stalls rather than the urinals than normal but I wasn’t the only one who was in the restroom with this creep.

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Once, when I was a young single woman and went out dancing a lot with friends, a group of us were crossing the lobby of a big hotel on our way to a nightclub. A young man was standing next to an escalator watching us, but only as we passed did we realize he was pressing his crotch onto the moving rubber handrail as he eyed nearby women. Ewww! I had forgotten all about that until I opened this thread. Unlike the old guy at Friday’s, though, I’m sure this guy did not rinse off the results of his humping. I pity the guests who came along and put their hands on that rail throughout that evening . . .

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MMMMM…TMI…mmmmmm

The old TMI thread was completely sick. I cant possibly compete, but as I once told my brother “You can’t gross me out. I see more disgusting things before nine a.m. than most people do all year.”

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more sequential fun

I saw a drunk old man masturbate at Friday’s

Time to start planning Chi-Dope again!

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Blaaaaaarrrggggg!!!

El Marko has just set the record for longest recorded on-line vomit

I think I okay now… wait…

Blaaaaaarrrggggg!!!