I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn’t see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked up
in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.
I saw a mummy fisting Santa Claus
Underneath the pyramid last night
The mummy hit butt rust
Santa thought it was some dust
Then the mummy pulled it out
And looked at it in disgust
Then I saw a mummy dual-fisting Santa Clause
Underneath the pyramid tonight
When Santa blew a fart
The mummy fell apart
From fisting Santas ass that’s oh so tight.
Yes, now we’re on the same page, Stofsky. Squirrel, I could have done without that particular bit of bright holiday verse. Kind of walked the border between crude/funny and crude/not-funny, and fell into the crude/not-funny side.
Just have to recommend a CD I just got - “Dr. Demento presents the Greatest Christmas Novelty CD of All Time”.
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WHERE CAN I GET THIS CD? My mom is so hard to shop for, and since I have the Jingle Cats thing, I really need this one to round things out. Are they the original tracks or someone else performing them and adding their own little musical originality since they’re in the neighborhood?
Please email me with where I can get a copy of this.
Might I suggest Rhino Records’ Punk Rock Christmas? It has Fear’s classic Fuck Christmas (which is also available on Fear’s The Record CD), and Stiff Little Fingers’ version of White Christmas. They amazon.com.
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My wife found the Dr. Demento CD in the Christmas music section at the local Best Buy, and I also saw it at Books A Million. It’s the original singers. Some of the other songs include Weird Al’s “Christmas At Ground Zero”, “The Chipmunk Song”, “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas”, lots of other good stuff. Good luck finding one.
