I saw my ex-husband today for the first time since shortly after our divorce was final 6 years ago. We live in the same relatively small town, but never see each other.
The last time I saw him, I weighed 180 and wore a size 14 (I'm 5'7"). Now I weigh 130 and wear a size 8. Running shoes: $120. Various running attire: $300. Running into your ex and looking better than the slut he dumped you for: F***ING PRICELESS.