It was disgusting. A public display of sex involving three, not one, not two but THREE
Of course they were squirrels.
One on the bottom, then one in the middle and one on top. All going at it.
I wonder which one was gay? Or maybe the female was in the middle?
Or maybe it wasn’t humping it was thumping and it was a fight?
And you didn’t take a photo?
You need to get out more.
If the nuts don’t touch, it ain’t gay.
I - seriously? That’s sort of bizarre. I had no idea that there were polyamorous squirrels. Was it, like, a daisy chain then? Did the one in the middle give the bottom a reach around? Inquiring minds are…inquiring.
Insert random joke about nuts.
And you can’t smile. The moment you smile it becomes gay.