What is a fiscally conservative, socially liberal, hetero, gun owning, Athiest with anarchi-liberterian tendencies to do?..
I’m for small government, the smaller the better, microscopically small if possible
I hate governmental intrusion into private lives, leave The People alone
I don’t care what consenting adults do as long as no one is hurt
Religion has no place in politics, and ideally I’d love it if it simply vanished, of course, if it did, humanity would find another way to be crappy to each other, still, it has a lot of hardships to answer for and we’d be better off if it didn’t exist at all
I own guns, yes, plural, some of them the scary-looking “assault” weapons that politicians, anti gunners and the like fear and want to ban, none of these guns will ever be used in anger, against another human, and I hope I never need to use them defensively. That said, they are NO threat to you, and you would never even know I possess them (unless you saw/heard me plinking in my backyard range, or putting down a predator/varmint threatening my livestock or garden), don’t like my guns? Tough crap, sucks to be you then, I’m not giving them up, and unless you make the voluntary bad decision to enter my house uninvited, you’ll never have to interact with them
I also believe that there are some people who are not responsible enough for firearm ownership, I have no problem with keeping them from owning guns, training is a good thing, but shouldn’t be a requirement of ownership, waiting periods, bans, mag restrictions all are ineffective and infringements on law abiding gun owners
Use a gun in the commission of a crime? Automatic max sentence, no parole, if the criminal kills the victim(s) automatic death sentence for the criminal, don’t want to suffer this fate? Then DONT COMMIT THE CRIME!, simple really.
Illegal immigration (no, not “undocumented immigrants”) is a big problem, I have no problem with LEGAL immigration, the more the merrier, it makes us stronger as a nation, but only if it’s done legally, as for those already here illegally, ship 'em back home, not my fault they broke immigration law to get here illegally.
Taxes suck, period, yes they are a necessary evil, but need to be implemented fairly
Health care is important, but the government has no right to force people to buy something they may not want or can’t afford, and penalizing for noncompliance makes even less sense, if someone can’t afford “obamacare”, charging them even more money (something they don’t have enough of in the first place) makes absolutely no sense
So, with that mindset;
Sanders- under his tax plan, I would end up paying almost $3,000 more a year, screw that, he’s out, pity, otherwise he seems to be the lesser of the Democratic evils
Hillary-,no FRAKKING way in hell I’d ever vote for this evil,myself centered nannying gun grabbing female canine, her record on the second amendment, gun owners, the NRA (no, I’m not an NRA member, maybe I should join though if it pisses hillary off that much…) insures that, she’s the only candidate I truly HATE. If I had to choose between her and Cthulu? Cthulu would get my vote.
Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio - too bloody religious for me, all their god bothering drivel annoys me, and makes me think their critical thinking skills are terminally damaged, not someone we want in charge of the nuclear football…
Donald Trump - are you kidding me? I have no idea how this deluded P.T. Barnum ringmaster has gotten this far (I guess there truly IS a sucker born every minute), not only is he spouting hateful bile everywhere, claiming his “best plans ever” will work (notice he has never given any real details) plans to force a sovereign nation we share a border with to build a wall and pay for it, I can’t get past the feeling that he’s actually not even serious about running for president, that this is all some kind of elaborate prank, he’s trying to “mega-epic-Übertroll” the voting public just so he can lean back in his ivory tower, point down and laugh at us…
“I never even intended to run for president, I just wanted to see how far I could string you along, you are all so stupid, as if I would want to rule you, you bunch of morons, now, go back to your sad, tiny, pathetic lives, I’ve got a bunch of money to count and then roll around in completely naked, because you see, the best thing about me is I’m very, very rich…”
So,you’ll see why, for me, there’s no one worth voting for, guess I’ll write in Cooper, my dog, I can trust him (and bribe him for presidential favors with doggie treats…)
Cooper for president in 2017
