Are kids today really this stupid? Have parents completely given up on raising their kids? Even neanderthals were able to learn the simple concept of fire = pain. There’s a reason firefighters rush to burning buildings to get people out of a fire. There’s a reason for having working fire extinguishers. There’s a reason for fire exits.
What the flying fuck was this little dipshit thinking? “Hey, wouldn’t it be cool if I set fire to this dork in a costume? It would be funny to see him run around all covered in flames 'n shit.” Have we pushed off the responsibility of parenthood so far that cavemen (and cavewomen) were able to teach their kids more?
Freakin’ dumbass parents are diluting the gene pool and it ought’a be stopped. Either smarten up and raise your kids right or get out of way. Evolution will run us over if we can’t figure out that fire hurts.