I slipped on your dog's slobber (or piss)...

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Thank god that judges have the power to set aside idiotic verdicts handed down by asinine juries.

PetSmart lawsuit

I deserve $100,000 for slipping on your dog’s piss.

Um… I mean…

I deserve $40,000 for slipping on your dog’s “foamy, creamy saliva”

Um… I mean…

I’ll take the $10,000 that a jury decided I should receive because Ihave hired a lawyer who can obviously talk anybody into believing anything.

WRONG-O!!!

Thank you, Judge Charlie Dorsey, for restoring a small bit of hope that the legal system does work rationally.

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Egad.

Um, yeah, it does, kind of. :rolleyes:

And hey, I slipped and sprained my ankle a while ago, and I didn’t get a red cent out of that, either. Isn’t it my God-given right to make a profit out of accidents?

And, um, what?

Okayyy…