Welcome Idiotboy. Chocolate old fashioneds, here.
Honey, everything IS a vagina. Get over it.
StoryTyler, Cyb-Killer
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
Not at all. I have seen several images identified as penises or breasts.
Penises? I thought it was penii.
Oh well. Hi idiotboy! I’m Cristi. I don’t do much around here, except be mundane. I’m pretty prolific in my mundanity–as you can see, I’ve got more than 1700 posts. About 1600 are pointless, and the rest of them are sort-of-not-pointless.
I like donuts. I like donuts alot. So pack a few extra custard-filled, okay? And black coffee. 
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Well, I’ve been thinking…and instead of donuts…how about I make everyone french toast. I make a mean french toast. It’s really the only thing I can make, other than cold cereal and spaghetti.
Anyways, thanks to everyone! 
This ought to be real fun!
It’s actually penes, Cristi.
Welcome, Idiotboy. I’m Myron; I lurk softly and carry a small postcount.
No, idiotboy, you’re not allowed to make the French toast until after several weeks of providing donuts (to prove your reliability). Mine need to be chocolate-frosted.
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
Hey, I like that hat, man. They sell men’s clothes where you got that?
Well, as long as we’re getting donuts, I prefer mine custard-filled also, and how about oj, I HATE coffee.<early childhood trauma, don’t ask>
Again, welcome!!
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
I prefer Krispy Kremes–Traditional Cake, please. Lots of coffee.
Welcome Idiotboy.
mmm… doughnuts.
The coffee is more important, though.
I thought it was a vagina as well. Hard to see detail when it’s shaking.
Welcome to the board!
~handcrafted signatures since 1975~
Hey there. I just downloaded your song ‘Closet Ho’. Let me say that it “kiks ass”. Really. I’ma gonna buy yer cd now. Just thought you should know.
Ok, so not now, but this weekend after I get paid. “What? You can’t afford a $7 cd right now?” Sadly, no. A credit card and the internet do not a large purse make.
Fippo-
Through our bleeding/We are one
Ok…so my plan is set…where can I park the dump truck after I pick the 283 tons of donuts, coffee, and oj?
crackwise - It doesn’t shake all the time…watch for a few seconds, and it will stop…
fippo - I am very glad that you liked it. Me being the sax player, you can see why that song is my favorite to play. And I totally understand not being able to buy a $7 CD right now. I couldn’t afford it right not even if it was $1.25!