It was actually a training session, but I’m happy. It’s a good place to work. And now, when my parents try to get on my case about being lazy, I can tell them I’m working three jobs AND going to university; it’s impossible for anyone to do that and still be described as lazy.
They were calling you lazy when you had two jobs and going to school??? Sheesh, tough crowd at your house!
Best of luck with that. I always enjoyed the starting of something new like a job.
So, what’s the new job all about?
And why take a third job instead of trying to work extra hours on the other jobs?
Back in my day only the most lethargic among us would even consider taking fewer than 6 jobs, each with mere 27-hour shifts! And they would do this while studying for only two degrees at different universities and raising a small family of 19 children, and they would seek election to just three of the offices controlled by the political machine they headed. I tell you, some people were just born lazy!
Seriously though, good luck with the new job and all that.
It’s just an everyday run of the mill retail job, and I’m only there as seasonal. But I was really fed up with food service and wanted to get the hell out no matter what it was. My other job is shelving books at a library on campus and it’s very boring, yet very good pay. My library job has a maximum of six hours each week, and my boss at the food service place cuts down on hours after the summer rush is over. I’m actually lying about being lazy… I’m hoping to make enough money during the school year that I won’t have to do anything except eat, sleep, watch tv, and play with the computer. I haven’t done that since I was fourteen! I’m going to look forward to Friday where I’ll actually have to do some “suggestive selling”. :eek:
Oooh, suggestive selling. My favorite techniques include:
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Hey you big stud, each of these additional items includes one digit of my phone number at no extra charge! (seems to work best for females and gay men. Winking highly recommended.)
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Youse might wanna consider purchasing dees udder fine products. Dey is rumored to ward off horse heads in youse bed. (works best for big guys with hairy knuckles. Extra effective if your nametag reads "Hi! My name is Guido!)
Wow you trainer tomorrow by pulling both of these lines!
Ha, that could work, except the store caters specifically to women. So, we’re expecting that any men who wander in will be buying for their girlfriend/wife/sister/mother. While I can’t come onto them, perhaps another way is to insuate that his girlfriend/wife will be aroused with a certain type of product. 