I was leaving my Psych 101 class (pretty interesting stuff), and I noticed that the desk top part of some seats that were next to me were in the upright position. So what do I do? I do the most citizen like thing in the world. I decide I will close them for the students that just left (those idiots). So I close the first one. It is fine. The second one I go to close and what happens? It hits my thigh. Ouch! Then as I leave my row of chairs, I see my friend. I try to catch up with him, but a seat jumps in front of me and jams its arm into my thigh right where the previous seat smashes me with its desk. Of all that is holy! All I can do is walk along like there is nothing wrong. I wanted to swear and curse, but I didn’t. I am a lady (yeah, sure).
I just had to tell all you this. Don’t know why. So there. 
Just to confirm, those seats are trying to kill you.
I ended up with a bruise the size of an egg (extra large) upon my thigh from those stupid ‘desks’. Another time, I used the desk-part as a lever to help get out of the seat and ended up ripping the desk-part right off. Ooopsie. :eek: Guess that falls into the category of me trying to kill the seat. And they’ve been keen on revenge ever since.
<< 2 + 2 = 5, for sufficent quantities of 2. >>
mustn’t sleep… seats will kill me…
mustn’t sleep… seats will kill me…
mustn’t sleep… seats will kill me…
mustn’t sleep… seats will kill me…
Thanks for replying, you two. Your posts are pretty amusing.
I now have a confirmation that furniture is trying to kill me. I just crunched my knee on a computer desk when I was trying to reach the phone. I even heard it do that squishy crunchy thing. Ewww. Now I have two welts; one on each leg. 
just ask elenfair about chairs and their attack ability.
rocking chairs on the other hand are good and wonderful.