I think feet are ugly...

Just thought I’d share that. But it’s true. I hate open-toed shoes. I think that feet and toes are curiously ugly things, and it’s best to keep them covered. I don’t understand foot fetishists at all. Ugh!

I have feet.

I have two feet.

I share your hatred of feet.

Sorry, I just can’t get into them.

I even think my own feet are ugly, so there.

Saaaay! Those are ugly!

Ya oughta see these size 8 and 1/2 triple eees I got. We’re talking short, squat, square, more hair on the toes than most of my guy friends have on their heads UGLY. Ugly is the nice word. UGLY UGLY UGLY SKANK ASS UGLY Hell, even I flinch when I see 'em. I inherited em from my father. So did my sister and my brothers. Yep, we be a family of the nastiest ugliest feet ever to set foot upon Earth.

Well, not to brag or anything, but my feet are quite nice. Well-shaped, smooth to the touch, known to have driven at least one foot-fetishist ever-so-slightly mad, but that’s another story entirely.

My husband has Fred Flintstone feet, but my tootsies are primo!

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I have ugly feet. I don’t care. I think open toed shoes are PURTY and I will wear them every fartin’ day this summer, with my painted little toes peeking out. So there!

But woe betide the adult who touches me with their feet. I will snap your ass in two if you touch me with your feet. The only feet I’ll touch besides mine are little kid feet. Now those are cute!

You just haven’t seen my feet. Perfect, I tell you, perfect! I’ve actually been told by a number of ladies that I had cute feet. I tend to agree. Nicely shaped, with well proportioned toes, and just a little bit of hair on the top (some people have called them “hobbit feet,” in only the most flattering sense).

I think you just haven’t met the right feet yet. :smiley:

I think Frank Zappa, and “What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body?”, and then I think…ok…right…the idea that there’s some universally ugly body part means you need to take another look at what you think is ugly…

Don’t you ever get into reading Diana Gabaldon’s Voyager, then. Has a character who’s one of those. (a Chinese man who goes by Mr. Willoughby, but whose real name is Yi Tien Cho) :smiley:

I don’t exactly think feet are the most attractive part of the body, anyways. Particularly not mine. However, I would like to agree with everyone who said that little kids’ feet are cute… they so are! :slight_smile:

F_X

Blasphemer!

I think feet and hands are the most interesting human parts oh and lips but I digress.

I think a man with bare feet is sexy. Think Sting dancing around wearing just a pair of pajama pants. mmmmm

No wait I think a man with clean well cared for bare feet is sexy. Nothing elaborate, just the bare minimum of toenails that have been clipped within the last month or so and if there are any edges sharp enough to bring blood then a little smoothing is not too much to ask. Any fungus, toe jam, and general funk should be attended to as well.

That’s it. Hairy toes is fine with me.

Same requirements for hands. Just trim the fingernails and wash your hands. Is that too much to ask? Have you ever had a tender part of your body stroked with a ragged fingernail? Talk about a mood killer.

As for myself, I take very good care of my hands and feet. I get regular manicures because people to look at my hands a lot. I wouldn’t trust a caregiver with dirty hands, would you?

I keep my feet smooth and free of callouses and my toenails polished year round. Of course I always wear a little gold toe ring and gold anklet.

Huh. I thought my G/F was the only one with the weird foot phobia thing. I hate that I can’t play footsie in bed! :frowning:

I tell her I do it when she sleeps just to freak her out. :evil grin:

What is it with people and feet? I keep on hearing how people dislike them.

I used to work with a woman who was pregnant at the same time I was and who saw the same obstetrician. One afternoon, I saw her putting kneesocks on over her stockings and asked her why. She said she had a doctor’s appointment and she always covered her feet when she went “because bare feet are just too…personal.” I suppose when she was up in those stirrups, she wouldn’t want him getting an eyeful of her tootsies in his peripheral vision.