I think I have a Christ complex.....

I am absolutely, completely bushwacked with fatigue. I had a long day, went to the Raven’s game tonight, came home, went to bed, couldn’t sleep, came out here to the 'puter at about 3:30, put Winamp on random play, and idly surfed the 'net. Then it happened…
“Hosanna” from Jesus Christ Superstar came on…in my 1/2 awake state, I started to day(night?)dream…And I swear I saw myself walking down the street with the teeming millions(population in general, not us) singing “Hosanna” to me, while the powers that be gritted their teeth. I mean, I know I’m wonderful, but I’m not THAT wonderful…am I?
( Don’t Answer!!!:wink: )
Hehe, all these years I spent getting drunk, when all I needed to do was go without sleep for a day or so. Who knew?
wanders off singing ~ HO sanna, HEY sanna…
“Nothing can be done to stop the shouting.
If every tongue were still,
The noise would still continue.
The rocks and stones themselves,
Would start to sing.”

Actually, that sounds EXACTLY like me…
;);););):wink:

This, my friend, explains so very much . . .

[Roman soldier voice]

Cross your legs buddy, I’ve got only one nail left!

[/Roman soldier voice]

Holy cow, Dave, I was humming JC Superstar last night as well. The Gethsemane bit.

Very old joke: How did they know Jesus was Jewish?

• He lived at home till he was 30
• He went into his father’s business
• His mother thought he was God
• He thought his mother was a virgin!

Too funny Eve!

A while ago my Pastor very kindly brought me up on stage to fill an empty chair, as he’d had a vision of the church with three men always on the podium. Not knowing the etiquette of such things I didn’t go back into the congregation like Ian the Elder did later on, when the preaching started. Nor did I move even when there was a powerful worship session going on, and even the Pastor moved down from the platform. It was then that I suddenly realised I was now raised up facing the entire church, pastors and elders all worshipping passionately… and I’m afraid it took me a moment to decide not to just stand and modestly wave it away: “Oh, no… please… you’re too kind, really…”

I crawled off into a corner and worshipped by myself. There are some things God makes Pretty Clear.