After Gov. McGreevey announced his resignation last month, I e’d him a note of support, told him I was sorry he was leaving office. I got the oddest form letter from him tonight. “Thank you very much for your most thoughtful note offering your support, prayers and concern for our family.” (Now, I never mentioned his family, and you know damn well I didn’t offer any prayers.)
After a couple of “why I’m leaving” paragraphs, he ends with “I look forward to seeing you after November 15th.”
Hmmmm . . . You think he’s bi? We know he’s not adverse to cheating on his wife, and he likes Jews . . . He is quite a hottie, in that intellectual/preppie way. I can keep Friday night the 19th open . . . Maybe Saturday would be better, so I’d have more time to cute myself up (Jim and I are the same age, but you know how men are, so I better get a facial!).
Most people I’ve heard discuss his looks have trouble putting a finger on what that specific quality is that makes him ‘a hottie’. I’ve heard boyish, impish and now intellectual/preppie. I still gonna operate under the assuption it’s those Carly Simon/Mick Jagger lips.
So was this written in by hand after the form letter, or was it in with the rest of the thing?
Was “seeing you” in quotes, or capitalized, or in bold?
Was there by any chance at least a rubber stamp on the form with the words “I’D HIT THAT”?
I’m just saying, I hate to break it to you, but it sounds like he’s playing the field and toying with your emotions. I just don’t want to see you get hurt.
Did he at least include a hand-written note telling you what color scheme he’d be sporting? You wouldn’t want to clash on your first meeting, after all. That would be just awful clothing karma.
I love that short! Now I’ll have it running through my head all day . . . “Every night he’s getting bolder, now his hand’s upon my shoulder, QUACK! he’s kissing me!”
Do you suppose he’s planning to go door-to-door and date everyone in New Jersey?
QUACK! he’s making eyes at me! QUACK! he’s awful nice to me! QUACK! he’s almost breaking my heart,
I’m beside him; mercy, let his conscience guide him! QUACK! he wants to marry me
Be my honey bee
Ev’ry minute he gets bolder; now he’s leaning on my shoulder QUACK! he’s kissing me!
Well, he is newly-single and on the rebound, apparently. Plus, he’s only got a little while left to take advantage of the governor’s franking privileges and set up as many dates as possible. I say good on him for thinking outside the box.
Hey, she might get a cushy job out of the deal. But Eve, if he offers you a position, make sure you’re clear in advance on what sort of position it is. VERY, VERY CLEAR.