I think I just built the longest swab on the world

A little background, I fly indoor model planes and I´ve been given permision to fly inside a church on Saturday mornings, a month or so ago one of my planes (An EZB class plane like this one) got stuck on a ledge about 16 meters high.

Today with the help of a friend we joined three and half fishing rods to a grand lenght of 12 meters, to avoid punturing the delicate model I placed a rolled up kleenex ball on the tip; then it dawned on me that I have just created a gigantic swab!

I accept opinions about what could be done with this new and improved swab, that is appart from dislodging model planes from church ceilings…

Oh yes, I got the plane back intact, I guess I was in the rigth place to expect a miracle. :smiley:

That’s very very cool. The indoor flying that is.

The fishing pole idea was great.

I often have to clean off my TV/Internet satalite dish of snow. I use a 20’ piece of 3/4 inch copper pipe that I have attached a snow brush to the end of (duct tape).

Obviously, since you are a Doper, this swab must be used in conjunction with goats somehow. And possibly squid.

Personally, I vote for a giant battering ram…

A giant battering ram made with goats…

You know that last post is gonna send you to heaven or hell depending on ‘HIS’ sense of humor.

Personnally, if ‘HE/SHE’ existists, i’m sure they have a REALLY good sense of humor. How else could you explain it.

So, I suspect you’re in.

“How to obtain mucose samples from squids from a very long distance, Chapter One”

1.a Procure a very long fishing rod. Or two. You may also need some tissues, and goats.

1.b Find a squid.

3 Profit

Avast, me swabbies!