I Think I Just Figured Out What the Nazca Lines Were REALLY For!

[Tuckerfan]

You know those famous lines in Peru?

However, there is less existing evidence concerning why the figures were built, so the Nazca people’s motivation remains the lines’ most persistent mystery. Many scholars believe that their motivation was religious, making images that only gods in the sky could see clearly.

Actually, I think that the Brits have inadvertantly rediscovered it.

A giant silhouette of a naked pole dancer painted on a field beneath Gatwick Airport’s flight path is disturbing the British countryside.

The 100,000 square foot (9,300 square meter) advertisement is nearly invisible from the ground, but can be seen by airline passengers, Tandridge District Council spokeswoman Giuseppina Valenza said Thursday.

[Duke_of_Rat]

You know, I recently upgraded my Google Earth to a new “Super” Google Earth that’s supposed to have more content (or something) and one of the things that popped into my head was the Nazca Lines. Well, you can see some of the lines, but the figures are not in high enough resolution to see. They have them bubbled with stock pics, but you can’t come zooming in from space and see them.
And the English dude with the giant cock is a hoot! Priorities, let’s let the aliens know we are some hung mofos.

I guess that didn’t work, so maybe the aliens will like the strippers better (works for me).

[Kythereia]

@Duke of Rat

And the English dude with the giant cock is a hoot! Priorities, let’s let the aliens know we are some hung mofos.

Freud would have a lot to say about that.

Wasn’t the Cerne Abbas giant used for fertility rituals? Maybe the Nazca lines serve the same purpose…

[False_God]

I’ve flown over the Nazca lines twice now – I live about 4 hours away – and have been to the Maria Reiche museum. Nobody knows what those dang things were for, but they are neat. I’ve heard theories ranging from fertility rites to astral projection to spaceship landing sites, etc. Unfortunately, local jackholes think it’s cool to drive up to and over the lines, so they’re degrading. Peru’s poor enough that they can’t hire adequate security, plus the Nazca plateau is huge, so they can’t seal it off effectively.

[Tuckerfan]

@False_God

I’ve flown over the Nazca lines twice now – I live about 4 hours away – and have been to the Maria Reiche museum. Nobody knows what those dang things were for, but they are neat. I’ve heard theories ranging from fertility rites to astral projection to spaceship landing sites, etc. Unfortunately, local jackholes think it’s cool to drive up to and over the lines, so they’re degrading. Peru’s poor enough that they can’t hire adequate security, plus the Nazca plateau is huge, so they can’t seal it off effectively.

And the rest of the world is unable to understand why the US is opposed to a total ban on landmines.

[Harmonious_Discord]

The last article I read blames the garbage haulers. The trash trucks take the shortest route and they are destroying the Nazca lines. I’m sure other’s do it also.

[Miller]

@Kythereia

Freud would have a lot to say about that.

I dunno. Freud was all about teasing out hidden sexual meanings in apparently non-sexual thoughts or dreams. There’s not a lot of subtext to that picture. It pretty much is what it is, you know? Sometimes an Englishman with a giant cock is just an Englishman with a giant cock.

[Ximenean]

Actually, in England it’s known as the Cerne Abbas Guy with an Average Cock. Just sayin’.