Made a quick search, but I’m mostly just hoping this isn’t a duplicate thread.
I feel dirty now.
So, THAT’S what a Norm Abrams’ wet dream looks like. 
If Craftsman comes out with an ad like that, it’s all over for my wallet. I already drool over the catalogues they tauntingly send me …
I just figured it was one of those new reality shows…
Next on SecretStuff we expose what really goes on in those gated construction yards…
Yes, because that’s * exactly * what the tool section of my Home Depot looks like.