Ok, I have finally read for long enough and something has happened to me I find the need to pit vent about.
My wife and I have finally bought a house. Now, it was really great, just perfect timing we closed on the 12th. Really a down right terrible time and we were not in the mood for anything like this, but in this life must go on. So we close the morning of the 12th. The couple that had the house was divorcing and had to sell the house. The Lady was nice, handed over her key and went on her way. When the husband came to close at his time, he forgot the key and the garage door openers. So, we had one way to gain entrance to the house. That was the front door, which had no key to the lock on the knob and had to be locked deadbolt only. Remember that point.
So, we go about our day and finally get home to pack some more. Then we get a call from the agent who sold us the house. She said the neighbor called saying there was water leaking out of the house. We go over at 9:30 PM to the house, and can’t get in to see what happened. I do find 9 trash bags full of soaking wet carpet pads, though. I am ready to kill some body, namely the bastard husband living there.
Today, I get the complete story. He called his insurance and they bring in an emergency response team of some sort. They rip out the padding, and try to dry the carpets properly. So, they have fans and humidifiers running to try to dry the carpet, but keep it from molding. What we discover is, since he didn’t want to pay for any water bill for when he wasn’t there and he didn’t trust the utility department to turn off the service, he tried to do a do-it-yourself solution. So, numbnuts goes outside and turns off the water main. That is fine, but for some reason he comes in to turn of the taps at the fucking sinks. ???
In the processes he causes the hot water tap to break, and the hot water tank drains out. So, I have a living room carpet ruined, a water heater that may be shot from trying to heat air all night, water potentially in the walls to cause rotting, tile that was flooded and may pop up, potential for several rooms to have damage paint do to the water, wall paper peeling due to the humidity in the house from the carpet restoration purposes and God knows what else that will be damaged.
No, I was planning to move in tomorrow. Now, we have to cancel a mover and re-arrange all of our utilities. The good news is, his insurance agent is our insurance agent and they appear to be doing the job correctly, instead of in a half assed manner. Of course, we have two weeks left on our apartment rental, so we are OK unless they fuck around on repairs.
Now if that isn’t enough to make you want to stick dynamite up his ass to blow his brains out, my mother-in-law overheard him say this to the plumber who was repairing this yeast infection’s damage to the plumbing. And to sort of quote the bastard, “Don’t know what happened. Either my ex-wife or that girl (my wife) must have got into the house and did something to it.”
Deep breathe…………. That hunchbacked, goatfucking son-of-a-bitch. His wife had no keys to the house at this point. I had that key. We had no way in, because he had locked the broken lock, as mentioned above. This dickhead tried to make the lamest of excuses by saying it must be one of those dumb estrogen carriers what broke it. The only good news I heard is the plumber jumped him and said, “Don’t try to blame these ladies for what you broke”.
This guy is so stupid, and sexist I would add, that he should be dragged out and killed. I swear if I had been able to get my hands around that zits head last night, I would have squeezed what little shit for brains he had out his ears last night. Not to mention, I see why his wife divorced the skunk-fucking twat.