Since getting into my lab at 8 am, I have caused a fire and an explosion. In just about 2 hours.
Do you think that this is some sort of sign? Any bets on how I will further attempt to off myself today?
Accidental synthesis of a neurotoxin.
Drowned in molasses.
You will narrowly escape being mauled to death when you accidentally release the snails.
Wow. Congratulations! I haven’t blown anything up all week. Are you going to stick with the single incident every hour or try to save up for a grand finale?
Just a suggestion - avoid blue liquids in helical glass containers and/or anything labeled “T-Virus”, “Property of Umbrella Corp”, and pointy things.
I’ve cut myself off from any actual work until at least after lunch (maybe longer). I’m cleaning up the messes I’ve made until then.
Tragic blimp accident?
You might do what I did on Sunday night - sort-of cut the end off my thumb.
Any chance of a benchtop pig manure digester bursting? Fortunately for me, I only heard about that one. I was out that day. I heard they had to clean the walls, as well as the counter and the floor.
I can’t imagine anything that would round out the day better than a fountain of half digested swine feces.
I guess the old ‘exploding electrolytic capacitor’ trick is a bit lame for you… now, dropping a screwdriver across a 600-volt three-phase line is something else entirely. My friend saw this happen at the GM plant in Oshawa.
The screwdriver was vaporised.
You haven’t taken the back panels off any equipment, have you?
Hmm…not yet. Should I?
My prediction:
Ironically, you will meet your demise while carefully following Dr. Bunsen Honeydew’s directions exactly.
You destabalize the warp core and cause a rift in the space-time continuum.
Drug-crazed, skateboarding Samurai Warriors. They’ll ruin anyone’s day.
Be careful…the rats are ALWAYS watching.