I’m finding Allstate’s new commercials with the guy saying he’s mayhem, while all sorts of, well, mayhem happen around him, to be rather sexy. Strangely enough, I find him sexiest when he says he’s a teenage girl. You guys can have Flo, I’ll take Mayhem.
I also find the fiber bar’s Scottish “genie” very sexy. I could find a lot more wishes for him to grant, to heck with the tasty fiber bar crap!
So, how about you guys? Who’s your commercial crush?
Now that you mentioned it, Mayhem is hot. And Sam Elliot- while his physical form may be old as dirt and therefore gross, he still has that voice. Mmmmm.
Mayhem is Liz Lemon’s loser boyfriend Dennis, the pager salesman, from 30 Rock.
If you think Mayhem is hot, you need to watch HBO’s OZ. Dean Winters (aka Mayhem) plays Ryan O’Reily*, who is…also basically the living embodiment of mayhem. He’s the most devious son of a bitch on that show, and that’s saying a lot. Here he is inciting someone to murder (bonus shirtlessness, NSFW warning for bad language, oh and “tits” means “drugs”).
I think the girl in the Rhapsody commercials is totally cute. Her boyfriend, however, is a total tool.
That Mayhem dude was also on the first season of Law & Order: Special Victim’s Unit. He was one of the detectives, but for some reason was dropped early in the show’s run.
I like the toothpaste woman who looks like Inara from Firefly.
It’s probably a regional ad, but there’s a Toyota “YES” campaign where they have a bunch of people holding up signs all over San Francisco that say “YES” or “Prius” or whatever. In one of them, there’s a really cute hippie chick who’s burned into my brain.
Microsoft’s Laptop Hunter mmmmmmmm dreamy…
Dean Winters was also memorable on Rescue Me, but yeah, Oz is his best work. He’s totally Ryan O’Reilly when he’s doing Mayhem.
Dude needs his own damn show.
My crush is still that blonde British thug from a Verizon commercial a few years back. Here’s the thread – we never did figure out who he was.
Kate (Citracal) Hodge. What can I say, I am helpless before pale-skinned brunettes with whisky voices and bare feet.
It’s not the same, you didn’t like the commercials but I do. Also I opened it up to a discussion of all commercial spokespersons that people crush on/find sexy.
I’ve never seen any of those other shows Mr. Mayhem was in, but if he doesn’t deliver his lines with that same Clint Eastwood style teeth-gritting breathy voice as Mayhem, he may not seem as hot to me.
I will never understand the appeal to women of that Dirty Harry do-you-feel-lucky-punk voice. Do you need a .357 to your temple to get off, too?
No, actually I don’t find Dirty Harry Eastwood or his voice sexy. Not even in his younger days. I just find it sexy when that Mayhem guy does it.
Yeah, I know. I just wanted to point out that we had a thread about the commercial and that character recently.
That role he played in *Oz *was great. The character was able to freelance in a world where pretty much everyone else had a gang affiliation. Sort of like a prison version of Switzerland.
Mayhem is also “Dennis Duffy, Beeper King” on 30 Rock.
May I assume his beepers all play Rio, by Duran Duran?
I wouldn’t call her exactly hot, but the girl in the Lowe’s commercial who is unflappable in catastrophe but weeps at the color green is quite a cutie.
I knew he was familiar, but couldn’t put my finger on it.
Yo, did you not check out that clip I hooked you up with? The man is hot. He’s even hotter when he’s plotting someone’s demise, which happens in practically every episode.
Shit, now I have to watch OZ all over again. Ryan O’Reily, one of the all-time great anti-heroes.