Okay, I decided since I’ve been a little hard on my friend jessica [hypergirl], it’s time she gets a little reward for her patience with me. I am throwing her an unbirthday party. Please bring a pinata and a smile, or whatever you want besides that. I shall provide the drinks and be the official bartender when I’m not wokring at schmo mart. Hopefully I won’t miss any drinks, and the straws are not to be used for felching please. All I need to do is wait for more supplies and the strippers to join us [both male and female: I’m neutral and a crowd pleaser].
oh my! the affection. i feel ever so loved. well at least my unbirthday party has strippers. and its not that youve been hard on me, but everyone has and i feel like im going insane. i just wanna be important. oh the hell with it. time to drown my sorrows in alcohol (dammit im turning into ravid). well, send me a sex on the beach. yum, thats better. ok, now time to sit back relax and enjoy the strippers. who has the dollar bills?
::hands over hypergirl’s drink:: Here’s your sex on the beach. If Monster104 ever gets here, or maybe Iampunha, you’ll have all the singles you need from them. I think I’ll make myself a celebratory sprite-and-vodka.
Well, a very Merry Unbirthday to you. I’m sorry, I don’t have any dollar bills. I’m Canadian, so all I have are one dollar coins; loonies. You can have couple of them. Though I don’t know if they’ll stay in the stripper’s g-string. 
Hark! Doth I hear my name and the word “sex” being posted in the same paragraph! Could mine eyes be decieving me? I know not, but DAMMIT, I want sex!
Oh, BTW…I’m here to please ::grinning broadly::
::walks over and sits in Monster104’s lap, fidgeting to get comfortable:: Well, sweetie, things can change quickly if you want them to. How YOU doin’?
well, the beach. but anywhere would be fine with me. damned hormones at 3 in the morning. teehee. i guess i can try the one dollar coins. but your right, i dont think they would stay very well. they certainly wouldnt be comfortable. but then again, i dont see how dollar bills in a g string can be comfy either. oh well.
Well hypergirl, I guess that at least with the dollar bills you don’t get an impression of the Queen left on your ass like you do with the coins. Or a bird, if it lands in there tails to the cheek.
Thanks for the invite, hypergirl. My poison: Jamieson’s Irish Wiskey. A bottle of that and I won’t be able to remember my own name. Hmmm…where’s a drunken smile smiley when you need one. Maybe :# will have to do for now.
okie doke, one bottle of irish whiskey for rob. sorry tasha, i have to be the bartender while your having your naked time. well, welcome to the party, sit down get comfy and enjoy the strippers.
Okay then, I’ll play bartender for another hour or so, then I’m off to work. I’ll be back around 9:30ish eastern time to resume duties after that. Anyone else want something to drink?
Hey, somone say party?
I’m there, who wants gifts?
…Party tricks?
Ooh! A party! And an unbirthday party at that - the best kind! Hmm . . . party tricks?
party tricks? im very flexible and i can tie cherry stems in knots with my tongue. hows that?
Hypergirl, There’s all kinds of things I can do with my tongue, hows that?
sounds good to me. when can you get over here?
hi can i come too?
{enters, gets scared by what she sees and sits in the corner hiding)
I’m all the party tricks you need, hun.
Lauren, come out of the corner! Okay, I’m making this an unbirthday party for both digitalmuse and hypergirl.
of course you can come! everyone is invited. dont worry, nothing is going to happen to you. (lying through my teeth) 
damn, simulpost. oh well. neato, now you have to come out of the corner. its your party too! a very merry unbirthday to you! lalala! why am i so hyper? oh well.