Yesterday, I posted in the Pit, bitching about how no one will hire me, and no one will even call me for an interview. And then today, I get TWO! TWO! calls for an interview. Call me a weirdo because it may not be connected in any way, but I have two interviews! cackles and wanders off
Nobody ever gives me large sums of money without expecting anything in return.
You know, 2trew, I was just thinking the very same thing. Noone ever gives me lots and lots of money for no reason with no strings attached. And no one ever show up to clean my house free of charge, either. And a pony. Noone ever gives me a pony.
My greediness is going to be the end of me. 
Do you believe in magic, on the S.D.M.B.
Where the friendship is joyful, and the postin’ is free
And it’s magic, if the posts are not trollin’
Where old Unca Cece is a rockin’ and rollin’
I’ll tell you about the magic, even in the Pit rants
Where our only purpose is to fight ignor-ance
If you believe in magic, don’t bother to choose
If its General Questions or M.P. and SIMS
Just go and read some, and it’ll start you to smile
And you’ll type in a wisecrack, or you’ll link to a file
Your fingers’ll be tappin, and you just can’t sign off
And the magic’s in Cecil, and he’ll give it to you.
Do you believe like I do believe, Do you believe in magic
[repeat and face]
Words and music by the Lovin’ Spoonful, “slightly” altered
That was great, Polycarp! And one of my favorite songs of all time! For once, I’ll be glad that a song is stuck in my head.
Do you believe in Cecil…believe, believe do you believe in cecil, cecil, cecil…
I never lose any weight.
My boobs never get bigger.
I never get a conveniently located house just kinda given to me.
<clicks heels> There’s no place like SDMB, there’s no place like SDMB
Very cool, Polycarp
/me looks to starting a pit thread about being unemployed…
Two calls for interviews on a Sunday? Not bad. Send some of that luck down my way.
lorene, do you need to go back and re-read the Boston dopefest thread? I’d say you’re doing just fine as you are.
I personalty am insulted by your username.
Welcome to SDMB. (a little late perhaps)
Since we mentioned the deaths of David Brinkley, Strom Therman and Katharine Hepburn before they happened, you gotta wonder.
Yeah, but the deaths of a lot of people have been mentioned without their happening - see the Dead Pool thread. 
lorene, I can’t help with the weight (though I hear you’re a babe and shouldn’t worry about it ;)) or the house, but I would be glad to share some of my extra boobage with you. What are friends for?
Thanks, Salem and Robot Arm. I really wasn’t fishing for compliments, but perhaps I thought if I had a more ‘killer’ body, someone would come along and give me a house.