I thought it was going to be silent

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Suspect passes gas so loudly while hiding from Clay County officials that it gave up their hiding spot

Oops.

2

And the suspect was arrested toot sweet, right?

3

I went to college in Liberty! Nice little town. Years ago, I toured the then-new juvenile detention center just before it started accepting guests. That was an odd experience.

4

I hope it wasn’t a shart. That would be embarrassing.

5

“I shouldn’t have had that chili for lunch!”
~VOW

6

And then a spark from the Taser caused an explosion.