I thought of the coolest novelty item today

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

You know how someone is always seeing Jesus’ or Mary’s image on a piece of toast?

How ‘bout a novelty toaster that automatically puts either Jesus’ or Mary’s image on toast?

Mm? Mm?

2

It’s been done.

3

Damn.

4

Archie McPhee’s been selling this for years.

http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6160.html

5

That’s alright. Don’t feel bad. You can reinvent the toaster if you want. Now if you invent the Holy Roller for egg rolls, I haven’t seen that.

Here’s what I thought all flower shops would have bought already. Flower Petal Printers