The hillbillies will have to find a new queen.
I’ve been using Batsinma Belfry on various other message boards for awhile, plus it suits me better. 
The Queen is dead! Long live the Queen!
Or something.
You just wanted Amazon Floozy Goddess to draw you a new cartoon.
[throws confetti]
Woohoo! Name changes are fun!
I only opened this thread because your name intrigued me. How’s that for a positive affirmation!
I didn’t even think of that!
Off to the anagram generator to play with my new name.
Beat’cha to it!
A FLABBY MINSTER
ABYSMAL FBI TERN
BARMAN BITES FLY (alternately, FLY BITES BARMAN)
RIFLES BY BATMAN
FLIMSY, BENT ARAB
MANY BABES FLIRT
FLIMSY BABE RANT
BAMBI FLAYS TERN
MANLY RABBI-FEST
TABBY MANS RIFLE
BABY FLAMER SNIT
Manly Rabbi-Fest…I don’t know why but that really cracks me up.
OK Batsinma Belfry I expect this means we don’t have to genuflect anymore which is good. I’m old and my knees can’t take it.
I for one welcome our new bat-like queen. Or something like that. 
Hey, look! Free crown!
“Batsinma” sounds rather like a character you’d find on Bewitched…
[Darleen, from the Simpsons]
Cletus, can you wear a dress?
[/Darleen, from the Simpsons]
Here’s me,
And if you want to see whether me and Maastricht really look like these Southparkesque creations, you can compare here … 
Oops, obviously. Wrong thread. Mods, please delete?
Coincidentally, that was the last post I read (in its correct thread, this is) before this one.
So you’re running around in your skivvies, bareheaded?
:o ;j :o ;j :o ;j :o ;j :o ;j :o ;j :o ;j