Suppose I was thinking about changing my dope name...

Not that I am. Heck I only come here when I’m drinking on my own these days. And that is becoming a rarer and rarer occasion.

But suppose I wanted to do away with ‘Lobsang’ and replace it with some form of name that implied the character Sam Vimes. (Discworld, Terry Pratchett)
Duke of AM

Blackboard Monitor

for instance.

What would you suggest?
I like Duke of AM. Let’s see what the dopers can come up with.

How about non-drinking alcoholic?

What’s the fascination with Discworld? If you were looking for a name change, I’d have suggested Raymond Luxury Yacht, (although you could pronounce it differently).

keeper of the watchmen?

Please don’t.

I’m still fuming over the loss of Hillbilly Queen.

oh dear… i feel a koom valley coming on…

Sorry for the hijack, but what happened to hillbilly queen, if nobody minds my asking?

She changed her name very recently, that is all. I can’t find the link, sorry.

Just remembered I saw it in the birthday thread.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6690856&postcount=380
For June 26, change hillbilly queen to her new name, Batsinma Belfry.