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I took A Shower, Who Wants Sex

TJ555_The_Golfer April 14, 2003, 6:13am 1

I mean it! Who wants to fuck?

lel April 14, 2003, 6:15am 2

Is this a parody or am I being whooshed?

3trew April 14, 2003, 6:16am 3

Careful what you wish for.

Mockingbird April 14, 2003, 6:27am 4

You?

Pass.

Kallessa April 14, 2003, 6:38am 5

Sorry, I just washed my hair.

I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter April 14, 2003, 6:39am 6

D

Bad_News_Baboon April 14, 2003, 6:39am 7

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=176907

I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter April 14, 2003, 6:40am 8

A little louder maybe…D

Smeghead April 14, 2003, 6:55am 9

Oh, yeah? I took a BATH!! Come on, ladies!

Mac_Guffin April 14, 2003, 7:19am 10

Oh my GODS that was sooo cool Joe K
Writes that down, the possibilities are endless!

I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter April 14, 2003, 7:27am 11

Nyah.

Snooooopy April 14, 2003, 7:49am 12

I had to quote it just to see whatcha did.

Dragonblink April 14, 2003, 7:49am 13

Not with a stolen dick on a ten-foot pole. There simply is not enough ethanol on the surface of this planet.

I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter April 14, 2003, 7:52am 14

[sub]Psssst…you hit the ‘reply’ button…[/sub]

GuanoLad April 14, 2003, 10:20am 15

I want sex.

But not with you.

Maxxxie April 14, 2003, 12:19pm 16

Ooooh, baby. Do me, right here, right now. I want you.

The views expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect those of the author.

woolly April 14, 2003, 12:26pm 17

Is there some sort of official SDMB record for using the least number of words whilst getting to 200 posts ?

Jonathan_Chance April 14, 2003, 12:38pm 18

Hey, man. I just ate a bag of Funyuns for breakfast.

You look mighty cute in that towel, boy.

Green_Bean April 14, 2003, 12:46pm 19

3…2…1…M

S.Mussberger April 14, 2003, 1:00pm 20

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