I just wasted my 500th post on a VERY MPSIMS thread.
I’m so pissed at myself. GRRRRRR
What do you mean you “wasted” your post? you didnt throw a post party?
Wolfie, don’t worry about it. Its not worth a rant. You’ve had 499 good posts, and hopefully many more, but throwing a post party for 500 is a little over the top, not to say overdone.
FWIW, I probably did the same 
'sallright, it wasn’t really a rant; more of a vent.
I’m over it now. 
Every post is sacred,
Every post is great.
If a post is wasted,
Cecil gets quite irate.
Apologies to the Pythons
No hot monkey sex for you until your 2000th post anyway.
at the rate I’m going, that sounds about right… 
Exsqueeze me? They told me it was 3000, dammit.
I get preferential treatment. My dick’s bigger. :o
blessedwolf,
No one gives a fuck about your post count OR your dick size.
Only your foreskin matters.
Damn, I keep forgetting about that. For what it’s worth, the last couple of women I slept with played dead. I must be GREAT!
You did power-suck their breasts, right? That’s the only way it works.
I wanna know about the wet spot! Especially if you did use a condom… I mean if you did the PowerSuck and they played dead, you gotta have scored the ultimate prize of no wet spot.
Unless you don’t have a magic foreskin and then you are shit out of luck in any case. No erotic sensations for you!