On a chick, mind you. And I got the best BJ of my life!!!
I figured if the good senator could do it on a dude, why couldn’t I execute the maneuver for plain old tail? So I sneaked into a public restroom for chicks and bided my time.
How I tapped and tapped that foot of mine!!! But it worked and a chick gave me a bj who had no teeth (the restroom was out in the sticks), and it was awesome.
I’m gonna do it again!!!
Everyone knows that the hottest/cleanest “chicks” in the world have no teeth. Next time wear tap shoes, you might get lucky and get a pinkie in the stinky!
I’m sorry to hear about the rest of your sex life if tapping your foot in a restroom in the sticks gets you the best bj you’ve ever had to date. But hey, you gotta start somewhere, right?
Congrats. 
Maybe you can post about your success in the Pick-up artist thread.
(and I think you meant the chick had no teeth, not the bj)