. . . they didn’t seem to want my business. (Inspired by one of the customer/service threads floating around here.)
Story #1
Shortly after I started freelancing, I decided that rather than keep trekking to my favorite office-supply place 40 miles away (featured in Story #2), I should try getting some of my stuff locally. So I went “downtown” (it’s a small town) to the office supply place. It was like an office museum-slash-gift shop: dusty knick-knacks among the old green-lined ledgers and Ticonderoga pencils. Very dark and rather sparsely populated shelves. When the clerk moseyed out of the back I explained to her that I would like to order some pencils and showed her the sample: Col-erase Blue, with the number right on the side. “Hmm, well how many do you want?” “I need about 6 dozen.” (long pause) “Well, I suppose I could order a box.” (They come a dozen to a box.) “Actually, I use these pretty heavily, so I’ll need more than that. If you could order me six boxes or so, that would be great. I can put a deposit down if you want.” (another long pause) “I’ll order a box.” She was just extremely reluctant to place such a large ( :rolleyes: ) order, even though I was insisting that yes, I really did want that many pencils.
So fine, she ordered the box, I went in a week later and paid for the damn thing, and I never went back. Sheesh. If she didn’t like taking special orders, she could have just said so and I’d have been on my merry way. No wonder they went out of business.
Story #2
So I went back to my favorite office/art-supply place 40 miles away. But soon I got into the habit of ordering online from Office Max, Staples, etc., and my favorite purveyor had no similar convenient system. One day when I was there I saw a sign advertising their new Web site. Great!
Whoops, not so great. No shopping cart system; I couldn’t even get in to look at the online catalog without registering, which involved e-mailing them and telling them I would like to set up an account. sigh So I do it, giving them my account info that they already have from my fax orders. A week goes by with no response. I inquire as to whether my e-mail arrived, and the guy e-mails me back, saying he’ll get to setting me up in a few days. A few more weeks pass and I nudge him again. A few days later he says it should be soon. (WTF?) Finally he e-mails me a username and password so I can get into the Secret Catalog. I e-mailed him back and said, “You know what? Never mind. At this speed, you cannot hope to compete with other online vendors with instant order systems. If it takes this long just for me to get into your system, how long will it take you to actually process and ship my order? So never mind and lotsa luck.”
This just amazed me because the clerks in the store were always so helpful, knew me by name (I was a good customer back when I was an art student), etc. There was no point in complaining because my e-mail correspondent was one of the owners. Sheesh again.
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