My father’s version of this was: I’m never wrong. I thought I was once, but I was mistaken.
I like self-deprecating humor, but I’m not very good at it.
I’m, like, really articulate and stuff.
A lot of these things will be associated withSteven Wright.
And looking up that link I found Paraprosdokian.
Of all my outstanding qualities, humility is my best.
People say I’m condescending - that’s when you talk down to people.
“I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”
(Don’t remember where I first heard it.)
Pretentious, moi?
No one goes there any more, it’s too crowded.
Of course I believe that solipsism is the correct philosophy, but that’s only one man’s opinion.
I bet my wife $50 I could quit gambling.
Regards,
Shodan
I really don’t see the point of posting in this thread.
I constantly worry about how carefree I am.
All generalities are false.
Fight for peace.
Don’t put up with intolerance.
Death to all extremists!
From The Simpsons: “We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.”
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
O God, give me patience - and be quick about it.
I must have told you a MILLION times to stop exaggerating!
The food is terrible and the portions are too small.
Some people say I can be a bit surreal, but purple upside-down frog teats.
I’ve always used variations on, “Last time I was wrong was three years ago, when I had thought I’d made a mistake.”
Also, “that restaurant is always so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.”