“I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that.” – Tom Lehrer
Always finish what you
I may appear profound on the surface, but deep down I’m very superficial.
It’s not quite this. The lines should be self contradicting. There must be a word out there somewhere.
People say I lack empathy. Fuck em.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn’t
Stomp out violence.
“Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man.”
— Jack Handey
Modesty is my middle name.
The line from Catch-22 (the book) about Major Major -
“People who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was.”
Regards,
Shodan
I can be spontaneous! When I plan to be…
“I can resist everything except temptation.” -Oscar Wilde
I was omniscient once. But I didn’t know it at the time.
(Stolen from this board). Someone told me yesterday that I don’t understand irony. Which itself is ironic, because we were standing at a bus stop.
I hate Indian givers. No, wait, I take that back.
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
Jean Giraudoux
My goal in life is to help stamp out and abolish redundancy by collaborating with a team that will help me achieve self-actualization and achieve the goal of reducing unnecessary or superfluous repetition.
Contorted syntax does not a clever observation make.
I hate all intolerant people.