I can assure everyone that my skin did not melt off my body while I writhed in agony on the bathroom floor. Nor did it turn my skin a hideous shade of purple.
I was kind of disappointed … I picked the “Soap Of Mystery,” and yet I dont feel the least bit more mysterious. Maybe I didn’t use it the right way?
Okay…I am in the dark…Why did you use voguevixen’s soap?
Maybe it washes the mystery out of you.
Is voguevixen an SDMB member?
She gave me some.
Heh. Ok, I’m sorry, but this thread gets my award for the Least Information Given in a Single OP and Subsequent Posts, or the LIGSOSP.
All together now:
Whhhhhhyyyy did she give you soap?
Whhhhhhyyyy would it melt off your skin or turn it purple?
Whhhhhhyyyy is it the “Soap of Mystery”?
[sup]And yeah, voguevixen’s a doper[/sup]
Pssst, Joyfulgirl, I think the OP gave way too much information. I just hope that VogueVixen’s husband doesn’t read the SDMB. 
[sub]looks like they live about 12 miles from each other as the crow flies[/sub]
:eek:
Ahem.
Ok, forget the first question then. But I’d still like to know the answers to the second and third.
[sup]Soap that turns your skin purple? Woo![/sup]
I humbly and gratefully accept your award. It was by design that I gave as little information as possible. I mean, had I been more forthcoming, no one would have needed to ask any questions and this thread probably would have sunk like a stone with 0 replies. And that would have made me very sad.
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Why did she give me soap? She makes it. It’s her side business. She’s got a Web site, actually. At a recent Dopefest, she handed out samples with the hope of recruiting some customers.
Why would it melt off my skin or turn it purple? Well, you never know with these freelance soapmakers, do you? They could put some weird shit in there.
Why is it the “Soap of Mystery”? I think voguevixen explained it at the Dopefest, but I don’t remember.
Freelance saop maker? Uh oh. Corporate America better beware.
Apparently, voguevixen is Tyler Durden. What’s amazing is that I failed to notice when I met her . . . er, him.
Oh you goofy person! Are you trying to drum up business for me or make it worse? LOL!
It’s called “Soap of Mystery” because although I used a dark colored Cherry Tea for the liquid and scented it with Lime Essential Oil, it turned out nearly colorless and odorless. I just thought that was mysterious, hmmm? It’s also got tea leaves for a little exfoliation. Oh la la!
My soap’s slogan is: “Don’t stink - use soap!” Catchy, eh? It’s right up there with “Where’s the beef?”
So aside from not making you feel mysterious…did you like it?
Well hello there, V V .
Mike, Bunny, Greg and Tyler and all the rest (me too) miss you. Where you been?
Deej
(aka: ruthie, the lotion diva)
VV is a hot doper babe that I only met once. Im happy you told me it was soap from her website otherwise I would have asked if it had pubic hair on it. nuts.
Whaddaya mean? I wouldn’t have assured everyone of its non-flesh-melting and non-flesh-turning-purple properties if I wasn’t on your side!
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It is good soap. In fact, I’m about to use it again, since I just got back from the gym. If it happens to melt my flesh or turn it purple, I will alert everyone.