I vant to suck your sequential thread!

In Cafe Society

** My new diet
Irish Oatmeal **

Dating problem…possibly.
I scratch my balls too much …

MPSIMS:

I scratch my balls too much …
Ooooh! I Bet This’ll Be a BIG Hit at Raves!

This may just be my favorite one.

I scratch my balls too much …

I Got a Job!!

**Gray chest hairs! AAAARGH

Ooooh! I Bet This’ll Be a BIG Hit at Raves! **
I hate to burst your bubble but … no.

**What stupid lie did your big brother tell you that you just realized was false?

I Got a Job!! **

From the main Forums listing:

MPSIMS: The C.K. Dexter Haven Appreciation Thread
The BBQ Pit: C.K. Dexter Haven

Nice to know there are people on both sides of the controversy! :smiley:

Speaking of which…

Idiotic Science Reporters
The CK Dexter Haven Appreciation Thread

:eek:

Hmmmm, now I know why there’s always one of these threads around. Above was my first catch at one…now I seem to be seeing them everywhere, and you know what? It’s fun.

I have this triple gem I just saw right now in this forum:

Houston Area Dopefest!
Envy me…
Gray chest hairs! AAAARGH

Girl Tried To Lick My Pooper
And my little girl is growing up (TMI, as if you couldn’t guess)

:eek:

MPSIMS:

**Your girlfriend thinks I’m hot.
Girl Tried To Lick My Pooper **

Okaaay, then.

And my little girl is growing up (TMI, as if you couldn’t guess)

Girl Tried To Lick My Pooper

(shoot, Mr. Blue Sky beat me to it. Worth repeating though)

I know you’ve heard that “Big Rigs” are important in the gay community, but really!

What has he got in his pockets?

Girl Tried To Lick My Pooper
This is HILARIOUS!!!

In MPSIMS:

** We did it!!! (with pics) - Wedding Thread **

and

**Write me some divorce greeting cards. **

In the pit:

I just fired someone
CK Dexter Haven

**I Hate Insects!!

An interesting revelation about our old friend Rev. Phelps… **

Your girlfriend thinks I’m hot.
…and …speaking of booty licking… TMI (DUH)

I’m addicted to this game. Here’s one from IMHO:

What Should I Get my Mother for Christmas?
Odd Things That Turn You On