Travel Agent!
My step son is a TA & gets all sorts of great perks.
Hotel discounts, half-off car rentals, Discounts at tourist attractions, just to name a few. what does one have to do to get TA credentials?
Zymurgist
May I direct you to Shirley Ujest? She knows all about it.
“…being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage.”
Check out your local comm college, etc. But not to rain on parades, but the profession is endangered. I have 2 trips booked, and both were done online. But if you wanna do it as an extra and the perks while the gig lasts, goferit.
::sighs deeply::
People courting and urging exotic trips, etc. Hey, Carl, maybe you can “catch the wave” and get into the e-travel niche, heroically offering yourself as a test subject to evaluate resorts, sun warmed climes, etc.
If it works, don’t forget me when those frequent flyer miles pile up.
Veb
Businesses deal with travel agents. The agents want big volumes to get good rates.
I was hesitant to book an overseas flight online, because noplace did they list a phone number to call. When my tickets don’t arrive. Actually, I prefer to have tickets in hand the moment I pay for them.
But is it worth it for a job? Who knows.
The Minister of Silly Walks!!!
When I grow up, I want to be the Minister of Silly Walks.
A nuclear physicist studying high energy particles.
"Every one is bound to bear patiently the results of his own example. "
-Phædrus
Helicopter pilot and filmmaker. Oh. I’m already that. Okay… I’d like to get paid to fly helicopters and make films!
a radio show host
I’m pink therefore I’m Spam
i never wanted to do this…what i really wanted to be was a…a…a lumberjack!
ohh! i’m a lumberjack and i’m okay i sleep all night and i work all day
I’m pink therefore I’m Spam
…wanna be an angel
wanna be a star
wanna play some magic on your guitar…
(slightly paraphrased)
–Gail
“Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place.” --John Cleese
I’ve always wanted to be a gynocologist.
Hmm, maybe that wouldn’t be so great.
I’d come home from work and my wife would be waiting for me in a sexy neglige and I’d probably say something like, “Oh, puh-leeze! If I see one more…”
I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school.
Wally,
If you became a gyn, you could sing
I’ll be seeing you
In all the old familiar places…
“a cowboy…and you can be my cowgirl”
Great. Now I’ve got this horrible '80s song going through my head. Thanks.
“Cliiiiiiffffff!!!”
Dew you bastard you stole mine, now I have that horrible song in my head for no reason at all . . . curses !
All rights reserved, all wrongs revenged.
I’d love to sing torch songs in a piano bar. I don’t, alas, have that torch song kind of voice.
(singing)I’m gonna love you
Like nobody loves you
Come rain or come shine.(/singing)
See? But it still seems like such a cool thing to do.
Catrandom
“Horrible” song? I don’t think so!! Boys Don’t Cry RULE!! 
I wanna be a DJ on an all 80s radio station! I used to have my own radio show on campus radio called “The Retro”–all 60s, 70s, and 80s! It was awesome! (Rad, gnarly, da bomb, etc.)
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill them.
Pardon my grammar, should say “RULEs”
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill them.
I Wanna be a Ho 
I wanna be a ho tester
I wanna be a park ranger! And I wanna live in a redwood, and paint watercolors all day!