An actor. Only I don’t, really, I just figure I’d be kind of good at it.
However, I’m pretty crappy at remembering my lines, so it ain’t on my horizon. And besides, I don’t look like Ben Affleck/Jude Law/Johnny Depp/Bruce Campbell.
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Returns!
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I used to say I wanted to be a bum, after those commercials came out and said, “Nobody wants to grow up to be a bum.” I meant it as a joke, but wow, I never knew how close to that I’d be!!
GuanoLad:
I want to be an actor too! I don’t have those great looks either, but look at Giovanni Ribisi. I also want to write screenplays. Sometimes it seems so intimidating…
But, after seeing Deuce Bigelow, I want to be a Man-Whore. 
“Rolling with the dopes you know. Rolling with the wrong gun on you”
“I dream that she aims to be the bloom upon my misery”
Rich. The goal is to be flithy rich. Money can’t buy happiness, but not being able to make rent isn’t exactly a barrel o’ laughs, either.
One must have chaos in oneself to give birth to a dancing star. -Nietzche
I wanna be a clown. One with rainbow hair, a big red nose, and giant sized shoes. I love those shoes!
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
annnn Airborne Ranger,
live a life of guts and danger…
We interrupt this thread to increase
dramatic tension.
…monkey washer! For the zoo!
“A bird in the hand is the Devil’s workshop; it is the goose that laid the bad apple.” - TennHippie
A secret agent ninja assasin!
Or a geneticist.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
A mutha-(frickin) gangsta!
-Frankie
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion
…dishwasher at a roadside diner outside of Altus, Oklahoma. With a drinking problem.
Emperor of the Known Universe!!!
Bow before me, lowly subjects!
Plunging like stones from a slingshot on Mars.
an anarchist!
-Frankie
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion
“I wanna be Sedated!”
Yer pal,
Satan
I wanna be a giant fish, and possbily eat Pittsburgh.
I wanna be a,
Baller, Shot caller,
20 inch blades on the Impala…
I know the song sucks, but it is the first thing that came to mind when I read the topic.
Shadowfox
“The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don’t acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead.”
-Wampeters, Foma and Granfalloons, “In a Manner that Must Shame God Himself” (Kurt Vonnegut)
“Distinguished” Sexy assistant to Head Honcho,
Self-Righteous Clique
The guy who paints the bathing suits on the SI swimsuit models.
Or an engineering consultant. (“Hurry up and call me, dammit!”)
Indiana Jones. Not just an Indiana Jones, but the Indiana Jones.
What’s that from Ike? As a former resident of OK I’m sort of curious.
Enright3
A movie star. But for now, i’ll settle for my good ol’ job as a publicist/public relations/communications chick.
…a fry cook on Venus!!!