I Wanna be a...........

evilbeth:

I love '80s music as much as (or more than) the next gal, but Boys Don’t Cry, OXO and Charlene are where I draw the line! :eek:


“Cliiiiiiffffff!!!”

Porn Star, plenty of “perks”

Sealmon, you want to be the same thing as me :slight_smile: I’ll be serious with this instead of silly…don’t have any silly songs coming to mind anyway

I want to be a geneticist, specializing in gene therapy. I had cancer when I was 4 1/2 and I want to keep some other little kid from
going through the hair loss and chemo and radiation. I sometimes joke I’ve had so much radiation I glow in the dark. :slight_smile:

I also want to be comfortable. Not necessarily rich rich, just enough that I don’t have to struggle or live paycheck to paycheck. But I wouldn’t abhor making a grand scientific discovery and getting lotsa money for it. :smiley:


When are you going to realize being normal isn’t necessarily a good thing?

I want to be fluffed!

Either that or I want to be your dog!

-Frankie

“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion

…rock ‘n’ roll star, gotta groove from night to day. Gotta blow my honey jar, gotta blow my blues away. I’m gonna make a stand, gonna make a million, gonna make it with you. I’m gonna be right, my friend, I’m gonna push it through…"

(oh well, close enough.)

I’d like to be a bio-engineer and make a new species from scratch using the best of what’s available. It would be a super-bing and would eventually take over the world oweing it all to me!!!

You guys may not know this, but the inside of a cotton fiber is hollow. Recently someone figured out how to get the cotton plant to fill this cavity with polyester. Is that awesome or what? Instant 50/50 poly/cotton blend. Wash 'em and wear 'em.

If I were not in the CID
A window-washer me!
If I were not in the CID
A window-washer me!
With a scrub-a-dub-dub
And a rub-a-dub-dub
And a scrub-a-dub all day long!
With a scrub-a-dub-dub
And a rub-a-dub-dub
I’d sing this merry song!


“My hovercraft is full of eels.”

wally said:

then do I have something to show you!

the “benefits of being a gynocologist”

http://www.exploremaine.com/~sachi/gynoconvention.gif


“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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wow, that’s just bad.


The best things in life are Italian…that’s the thing, though…I’m not Italian.

I don’t know the title, but I know the job I want. I saw a show the other day that featured a guy who did explosives testing - seeing how various structures, etc withstood explosions. That’s what I wanna do! I wanna blow shit up for a living! :slight_smile:

I am Chaos, I am alive, and I tell you that you are free.

I want to be . . . asleep


Mayor of Snerdville, the home of Mortimer Snerd

“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight