Too bad alcohol makes her sick.
You can still get drunk with Eve. To wit:
- Be in her presence.
- Drink alcohol while still in her presence.
There. You are now (hypothetically) drunk with Eve. You were initially sober and were with her during the entire time of your progression from sober to drunk. So while in the general meaning of the term you have not gotten drunk with her, you have gotten drunk in her presence (eg “with her”).
Happy?
Well, I do work around the corner from the Algonquin. 
Oh, dear God, I always wanted a time machine so I could crash the Algonquin Roundtable. It was the only thing that ever made me want to go to New York.
Instead, I have to settle for you people. :smack:
Well, the waiters there are “dusty.”
At this time, on my screen, I Wanna Get Drunk With Eve is followed by I Need An Excuse. 
Does Eve do any recreational substances at all? I’d be willing to experiment with her.
Hmmm…you could interpret masonite’s comment in a number of ways.
And we shall!
Quite frankly, I think I’d be scared if nobody did.
at last… understood …
Me, I just want to watch some old MST3K reruns with Eve. I think she’s one of the wittiest people on the board.
I’d just like a chance to go on one of the cemetery tours with her. If only she’d come out here and go to Forever Hollywood with us…
I figure that drinking in a bar will help minimize the chance that she’ll force me to watch old movies.
But why ever would you want that?
You have the exact same experience right here, with the wit and wisdom of Eve, Ukulele Ike, Uncle Beer, and a host of others.
::: flings hand upward :::
That to Dorothy and Alexander and their snobbish friends!
We have all the pleasure of their biting wit, with people who are willbng to welcome us at their table. And the best part is, you can do it from the comfort of your own home.
Does Maalox count?
Eve, you could make your fortune charging people to let them watch you do male ox!
:: grins, ducks, and runs :::
. . . Again, my secret past comes back to bite me in the ass . . .
I didn’t want to bring it up but to tell you the truth, it’s really not that much of a secret.
Jesus–how many copies of my ox-sex videos are still out there?! You must catch me in Jolly Jolly Oxen Free!