I wanna sell my underwear, too, dammit!

The BBQ Pit
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If women can make big bucks selling their used panties online, then I think I should be able to sell my soiled drawers, too. There’s gotta be a men’s market, right? Without further ado, this disgusting, skiddy pair comes from my early 90s dorm room days. Wore them for three days in a row once. I won’t let them go for less than $100. And 10% of your bid will to the Society for the Re-Education of David Arquette.

Going once…

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As a doper with inside access to the lucrative East Asian sex toy trade, I see a lot of sales potential for soiled jockey short imports. If you can arrange the shipping from the States to Japan, I’d be honored to act as your overseas marketing agent.

Arranging the proper sales channels, however, will require a certain amount of capital investment to get the ball rolling, as it were. If you could see your way clear to sending a security deposit of $20/pair (with a minimum shipment of 100 pairs - this business is going to be big!) by international postal order, I can begin making all the necessary arrangements. I think I can safely predict that we[sup]*[/sup] will be raking in the dough by year’s end.

[sub]* +/- 1 person

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I saw Dan Savage address a question like this once.

However, I can’t remeber the details - maybe you could check The Onion archive?

Al.

[sub]sorry, but I am neither a man, or a person wanting to purchase dirty man pants, so I didn’t pay that much attention.[/sub]

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Actually, before such auctions were banned, the vast majority of used underpants auctions on eBay were of men’s underpants.

No, you may NOT ask me how I know this.
Is my sig really appropriate here or WHAT?

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I’ve had this thought numerous times as a woman. I’m thinking, hey, I got another semester of tuition to pay for. Panties are cheap, especially bought by the gross…

Frankly, Boss, there’s little reason you couldn’t sell panties. Who’s gonna really know it was a guy wearing them?

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Apparently, they havent banned these types of auctions. Someone just paid me $22 for a bunch of old boxers.

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1649529179