I want an elephant

And in case anyone is interested, the next best thing to owning an elephant is adopting one:

http://www.gonomad.com/helps/0011/bassett_elephant.html

And in case you’re coming to Thailand, here’s an elephant-training course and a testimonial from an older Canadian lady who took the 10-day version.

And here is an elephant stay.

Ooh, yes! A midget elephant! That’s what I want! There was an old Looney Tune called Punch Trunk about a minature elephant brought over from Africa and the trouble it causes in a small town. That’s the first thing I think of. I’d love a tiny elephant!

Wait, I changed my mind! Can I have a unicorn?

My Kiwi will peck the shins off your unicorn!

A polar bear. 1200 pounds of apex predator. The neighbor’s dog would never shit in my yard again. Or anywhere else for that matter.

Did you watch that PBS special on cuttlefish the other night? They are awesome creatures!

I want sheep so I can watch my sheltie herd something other than our family.

I’ve always wanted a wombat…

Owning a godless killing machine is not cool, man. You’re on notice!

I’m thinking the elephant might.

You can potty train your elephant. There is of course the do it yourself method.

mobo85 - ::giggle:: (no I’m not flirting)

I want to get rid of a lot of elephants.

I want two hedgehogs and I want to name them Firdy and Coggs.

Hmm. Well I happen to have these two hedgehogs here in my pocket. I’ll trade for a herd of elephants. (hope you name isn’t Dinsdale)

As for house training, I could just go around the nieghborhood saying “Nice little place you got here. Be a shame if some elephant stamped on it” Then hand them the elephant shit shovel.

And as for the Tazmainian Devil thing, they’re just giant rats but not as nice. And they don’t really spin around like that.

But elephants are nice :slight_smile: .

I want Cecil.

But the little ones are mighty cute

Yeah but they all live in dysfuctional families.

Whereas elephants are nice :slight_smile:

I wants me a capybara or six. I love their laid-back, aloof expressions, plus they’d be fun to dress up.

I want more volunteers to shovel the, uh, stuff from the critters we DO have!

Oh, and monkeys are evil Their idea of fun is peeing on you and they can aim…even the girls!