I Want To Buy A Steak Dinner For Jennifer Lawrence

Marketplace
#1

I’m not really SELLING anything. In fact, I’m offering prizes. But this seems like a vaguely commercial enterprise (at least in part because the web page is attrached to my comedy website) so I’m putting it here. Like and Share to make my ridiculous campaign come true. :slight_smile:

And, well, to just have some fun.

http://www.rickjonescomedy.com/steak-dinner-with-j-lawrence.html

C’mon, Dopers, help a brother out! I like steak.

#2

I think she prefers squirrel.

#3

If she’s hungry enough, she’ll take what she can get.

#4

Appetizer.