You mean reading the minutiae of my life isn’t enough for you??? :eek:
I’m not sure how many Dopers are on my friends list - so far, no one has been caught peeking in my windows or skulking in the shrubbery, 'cause Dopers are classy that way. 
Your minutiae is quite fine, thank you. I worry about your laundry and meal choices. 
Reported.
I do not wish to join and support the global criminal enterprise that is FB. I briefly used FB a decade ago because circumstances but I commiserate with those who now find participation expedient. I don’t tweet, either. I realize I’ve cut myself off from much online cultural intercourse. I can take the suffering.
I know that use of the word intercourse here is technically correct, but… but…
:dubious::):eek: