I Want To Know: Do these pants make my ass look big?

I don’t care if you like me or not, but please be honest.

[sub]the other thing I want to know is how many of these stupid threads will make it up before someone gets so sick of them their head explodes?[/sub]

Ok, I’ll make you a deal…

I’ll tell you I love the way your ass looks in those pants if you’ll tell me how great I look as a blond.

Get ready GO!!!

No, it’s the fat in your ass that makes your ass look big.

I dunno, but I think that ass makes your pants look big…

Excuse me, do you mind if I set my drink on here? Thanks.

Jacks’ Ass…Jacks’ Ass…hmmmm

Shit…NOW I remember…it’s the plumber who’s coming on Monday…

Yes. Huge. It’s bloated. But on the plus side, I can practice my aim shooting cheez-its into your ass crack. ::tossing the little cheeze bombers in with pleasure::

What? Put down that chainsaw! :eek: You SAID you wanted me to be (brutally) honest…::ducking and running like hell::

[sub]Nothing personal buddy, but…[/sub]

If that ass gets any bigger -

you’re gonna need to install a warning alarm for when you’re backing up. :smiley:

I don’t know, Jack, I can’t tell. Bend over :stuck_out_tongue:

Well Jack, I’ll tell you the same thing my husband told me, the last time I asked him that question. He actually said “yes, but it’s okay, because it’s supposed to get bigger when you’re pregnant.”

Hope that helps. :smiley:

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You otha brothas can’t deny…

I think maybe you should stop buying lunch!

Quickly, Mugumbo, the elephant gun.

“I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny when a girl (well, in this case, a guy) walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung, wanna pull up tight 'cause you know that butt was stuffed deep in the jeans she’s wearing, I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring, oh baby, I wanna get with ya, and take your picture, my homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so horny…”

Oh yeah, Baby Got Back!!!

Amd it ain’t the pants!!

You win! :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

"Big bottom,
Big bottom
Talk about bumcakes
Jack Batty’s gotta 'em.