I WANT to SUE Osama Bin Laden!!

I want to launch a class-action suit on behalf of the thousands of people killed by the actions of this monster! I figure that we can freeze the family assets of Bin Laden in the USA and Europe, and also confiscate the estates of several families known to have supported this wretch.
So how do we go about this? How do I serve a writ on OBL?
Would anyone like to join in?

Call Stan Chesley’s office in Cincinnati, OH. If anyone would take the case, it’s him. A local teenager was killed recently when her friend tried to drive his SUV through a flooded creek. He is suing the friend, the city, and (of course) Walgreen’s. I imagine he’d sue God for negligently (or perhaps maliciously) sending the rain if he could locate His address.