Yes, indeedy. I tossed and turned and my mind was spinning. Why? Because I had seen a pattern online for how to make a tri-corner hat out of paper, and I thought I could think of a better way.
Because, apparently, nothing is as important as figuring out a better way to make a tri-corner hat. NOTHING.
Who can top this tale of sleep-depriving fixation?
Okay, not MY fixation, but my neighbor’s…
I have been kept awake most of the night for the past several weeks by my teenaged boy neighbor having sex with his girlfriend all night long, especially when they whip out the World’s Most Powerful VibratorTM… rrrrRRRRRrrrrrrrrRRRRRRrrrrrrr My bed shakes with the vibrations, and my bed’s on the opposite wall as theirs!
I hate his mother, who apparently doesn’t make him work or go to school, or ever even leave his room (apparently)!
:rolleyes:
Going to start sleeping on the couch. Except my couch isn’t fabric, it’s Microfiber, and every time you move, it’s CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, sqrrrr, sqrrrr.
::runs away screaming::
Screen door repair. Last night. From 3 AM till sunrise.
Did it break at 3am and you had to fix it right away, or did you just decide to start fixing it at 3am for no reason? Inquiring minds want to know.
Its kind of a sore subject. Maybe I’ll PM you with the sordid details.
Let’s just say for now that almost anything can be found on the internet, or Lowe’s or Home Depot except a replacement for* my *screen door.
:mad: Hence the sleeplessness.
I’m 5am and I’m still up because I can’t stop thinking about how to improve on my loom-knitted slipper design. I made two slippers today and the first one (following a pattern) was an unholy abomination. The second (which I totally improvised) was much improved–it’s just a plain abomination. I can’t wait to upgrade to “unpleasant but possibly viewable by another human being”!
I wasn’t awake, but I had an extremely dull and frustrating dream where I couldn’t remember where I’d hung the washing, and was going from room to room looking for it.
Raccoon came in through the doggy door and munched on the dog food that our dog hadn’t finished. Dog chased him into another room and it was a miracle that he somehow knew to leave the way he’d come in and escaped.
So jsgoddess, did you think of a better way? Please answer before I head to bed tonight, or tomorrow I’ll be in here posting about how your lack of answer kept me up all night. Then I’ll win the thread. 
Ha. See, in the middle of the night my idea was brilliant and going to win me a Nobel Prize.
In the light of day, um… what idea? 
This morining, I dreamed that Elvis Prestley was posting in a thread about bad driving habits. He would prefix each post with The King. Even in my befuddled state, I was sceptical that it was the real Elvis, but not nearly as sceptical as I should have been.
Better surely this than:
Regards
The King
Many years ago I lay awake all night one night trying to figure out how to prevent the social worker coming to take away the ‘neglected’ baby my Sims had just had.