C’mon we’ve all ben. There. Sitting in a movie theater half-napping or lazing about in front of the tube. Then, we get some awesomely brilliant line…
And there’s no one at all to gasp in awe and tell us how cool we are!
My personal graso at brilliance comes from a Video Game called Vampire: The Masqerade: Redemption.
My good-guy dark ages Vampire hero was about to fight my apparent arch-nemesis… when fate intervened and trapped me under a pile of rubble. Centuries later, in the modern world, I awaken and escape, clutching my favorite sword, a curved sabre.
Finally on the streets of London, I’m wearing his torn and crumbled knight’s tabard. Meeting a punk, I scares the fool off and take the man’s gym bag. A few minutes later, I emerge from the alleyway.
Now, I’m wearing a modern coat, my hair is slicked back, and I pull out my exotic curved sword and flourish…
And then I (me personally) start singing, “Heeeeeeere we aare! Born to be Kiiiiii-iiings! We’re the princes of the Uuuuuuuniveeerse!” The character looked so much like the Highlander TV McCloud it was scary.
I’m so witty when no one’s listening. Are you witty like me?
