I was thinking about becoming a pimp..

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Katie, I am er umm holding the benefits right now. :stuck_out_tongue:

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don’t forget

http://www.pimphats.com

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Of course if you become a pimp you will need to listen to much funkier music then the Five Americans…d and r…

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When you get started aha, let me know I can check the women out for you.

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Why not start out as a ho and work your way up to pimp?

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Three things that I dodn’t see anyone else mention:

  1. A big black Cadillac. Or a Benzo.

  2. Gold teef.

  3. Lots of gold rings and chains. (Did you know, most pimps add
    25% of their body weight through gold)

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I can see it now - Aha the Porn King - “Yeah…yeah, that’s right baby…oh yeah…take on this, btch!*”

Aha, why not just film your ho’s? Two birds, one stone and all.

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If there are any wimen out there who would like to become a ho for me please let me know by email or otherwise. There are many benefits and here are just a few;

  1. No need to handle all that nasty money, I’ll take care of it for you.
  2. Working hours are reasonable ( dark till daylight)
  3. You receive 10% of the gross money earned.
  4. The highest heels that can be bought. I’ll buy. One pair per ho please.
  5. (Free medical) Doctor Handy has volunteered to check your plumbing for you every week for free!
  6. Someone to call big daddy!
  7. A chance of being in one of my upcoming porno movies.

Downside would be;

  1. The threat of being bitch slapped once in a while.
  2. No coats allowed on the job during the winter months. I want the customers to see those beautiful bosoms.
  3. No dental benefits of any kind.
  4. You provide your on prophylactics.
  5. You provide your own meals.

Well, there you have it. Sounds too good to be true doesn’t it? Let me know if you are interested.

The notorious huggy aha

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You’ll have to work the word “upside” into casual conversation as often as possible.

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“notorious huggy”???

So, what about the legal overhead?
My sister might be interested.
Is there an aha franchise?

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And “up under”. As in, “Damn, my gold toof done rolled up under the Lex. Ho, get up under there and get me my toof!”

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Deversify man, in this age of sexual equality the wimmens will want to get gratification too. And everyone knows gratification and man whores go hand in hand. Careful though you bitchslap a man whore and we’ll answer with a he-man he-bitch slap of our own.

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Doesn’t sound so damn clever to me…

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C’mon, 'nivorous, if you want to perform in on of Aha’s quality animal/scat movies, I’m sure all ya have to do is ask nicely!

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Good thing. 'Cuz when aha says “nasty” money, he means it.

Good ta see ya round these parts again, hooha.

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Hey aha, I’ve got most evenings free. I could work for you!

You don’t happen to have a retirement plan, do you?

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That was one of the funniest episodes ever. The pimp was named Alabaster Jones and was voiced by, none other than, Snoop Dog.