Just the visual on this one had me laughing. ‘Take that!’
Followed immediately by that “phttht, phea, phaet!t!t!!” noise you make when you get a handful of hair thrown at you!
It doesn’t seem to me as though you were going mad.
By the way, tell your cat I could use a new DVD player.
I’ll tell my cat, but you’ve been Batty ever since you registered to the board!!! How would you know whether I’ve gone mad or not???
<goes back to building working models of x-ray spectrometers out of toothpicks and bazooka joe>
Takes one to know one.
I’m torn, I don’t know whether to say “Well; that makes sense” or “I know you are, but what am I?” or “I’m sorry, are the voices in my head too loud for you???”
I’ll get back to you when I decide.
LOL!!
I went mad once. It was a short trip. 
Use the cat’s credit card to pay for a nice vacation.
Well, Colfire - I’m game but I’m not sure if Wonko has made it that far yet…
Eh, put this d back up there - is must have stuck to my duct taped dress…
Eh?!?
Good News- I’m going on several interviews, and the cat bought me a Ferrari. Some interviews look like duds (the one my pimp is sending me on), but some look good, and involve being an employee (totally rocks!). My social situation has gotten more normal, and my Dad’s heart is not in any kind of grave danger or need of surgery.
Just wanted to give the Teeming Millions™ an update.
I’m still going mad though.
<skips down the street singing opera about MLM schemes>
My vacation into madness was the best one I ever took. You have a perfect excuse to do absolutely nothing while the entire world goes to hell all around you. No one will ask you for help - with anything!!! It’s totally liberating.
Send me a postcard!
I called about the credit card offer. They were not amused when I told them that my cat was the one they sent it to. They wanted to know why I did not mention the fact that it was my cat.
My response?
I wanted to see if I could get my cat a credit card.
The poor lady hung up on me.
Heh Heh.
Jack the Cat got notified that he is in a sweepstakes for a grand prize of one Million (said with a Dr. Evil tone) Dollars, payable in twenty yearly payments, and no purchase is neccesary, and making a purchase will not increse his liklihood to win.
It’s a good thing, because he was very upset that he was rejected for the credit card. He has been meowing so sadly.
Wonko, make sure you are declared Jack’s legal guardian or someone else could spend the money for him…
Fierra makes an interesting point- I better go fill out some forms.
Truth is-
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”
Scotti (who thinks she is sane, but isn’t sure anymore)