I will make someone an excellent wife

[Crunchy_Frog]

*Originally posted by Persephone *
**My home is a little more in line with Crunchy’s, except that I don’t have an available corner to park the vacuum cleaner. The laundry is in the way. **

The only reason my vacuum cleaner is in the corner is because it’s not mine. When I took in my sister’s cats for the summer I also got her vacuum cleaner to clean up all the cat fur. So the vacuum is being left out in the open so I know where it is when my sister moves into her new house and wants it back.

I’m surprised I haven’t gotten leprosy or the Black Plague living the way I do.

[Jonathan_Chance]

Well, Dave, you’ve met Mrs Chance. You just got no chance, buddy.

But I CAN confirm that a certain Ms Prankster is currently sans wife. Maybe you two can arrange something? She’s got the career side down if you want to keep house.

[Tyklfe]

*Originally posted by Jadis *
**Dang…and here, all this time I thought I’d make an excellent wife because I like to give oral sex and watch golf on TV. I didn’t know so much other stuff would be required of me to attain that particular title. **

Umm, can I have Jadis and Dave?