Weapons of mass destruction
“Stop that or you’ll go blind!”
What are those?
It always makes me think of that episode of <i> South Park </i> with Johnnie Cochoran’s “Look at the monkey” defense.
Keeping America Paranoid.
Bush must be very frustrated that Saddam seems to be playing along. He needs this war to get re-elected, dammit!
You’re FIRED!
“Amazing.” People use the word amazing when they mean “cool”, or “pretty”, or “interesting”. These words are not interchangeable!!! You do not have the most “amazing” hairdo. You didn’t read the most “amazing” article. STOP WITH THE AMAZING ALREADY!
Daddy, can I have some money?
“Word.”
“quite literally”
And its always used in the wrong way, like someone will say to me " So I was out shopping and I seen this thing, and I quite literally bought it there on the spot"
And I`m thinking, hey it’s just as well you used the phrase ‘quite literally’ there, because if you had just said “So I was out shopping and I seen this thing, and I bought it there on the spot” then I would have took that to mean that you went home, thought about buying it for a bit, went back to town, had some lunch and then ran as fast as you could to the shop to buy the thing only stopping once to pat a dog by quite literally using your hand in a stroking type motion on the dogs back…NOT!!
“Sir, I’ve already asked you once…”
Seriously, the title of this thread is going to make some great Sequential Thread Pairs. Right now you’re getting a buck every time you hear the phrase, “Lesbians chosen high school’s ‘cutest couple.’”
These buffalo wings taste like chicken. Just teasing I only heard it once but it took everything I had to smile and say yes your right they do taste like chicken. Then I went in the back and laughed my butt off.
“Make no mistake about it,…” :mad: :wally
Ashkicker: I read that as, “these buffalo wings taste like children.” Then I was somehow glad that you’d only heard it once. :smack: 
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“With no disrespect,” means really means “I think you are full of it”
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“I literally died laughing,” which really means “I figuratively died laughing”
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“I go to the gym religiously,” which really means “I go to the gym regularly”
“Put your clothes back on, you damned freak.”
“Think inside/outside the box.”
Whoever came up with this increasingly trite cliché deserves a swift, hard kick in the crotch.
“I wish I had a buck for every time I heard the phrase…”
:o
If I have to tell you one more time you’re going to get a spanking.
“It’s not fair” - heard several times a day from my kids (one in particular).
“Sir, you’re making a scene.”
“cheer up! it might never happen!”
IT ALREADY HAS YOU BASTARD! THATS WHY I’M MISERABLE!
sigh